Technology = Magic

So I was dimly aware that 3D printing technology existed, but it wasn't until reading this thing over at 1up.com that I realized HOW GODDAMN AWESOME it is. I mean... seriously. This is by far the coolest thing technology has done in at least ten years. Like, remember the Segway? When the guy was hyping it up to be this world changing thing, and then it turned out to be a scooter and kinda shitty? This thing is the complete opposite of the Segway. Because on top of having no hype (that I heard, anyway), it is pretty much the definition of rockin'. You make things in computers and then

it makes it in real life. It's like that thing about how any sufficently advanced technology looks like magic... except moreso because this is HI TECH SORCERY. This is like the Devil Machine... with it, we have eclipsed God Himself as the One True Creator. What I'm saying is that I want one of these. I can't wait for 50 years down the line when this thing actually becomes affordable. I'm gonna make lil' plaster babies and hide them underneath people's cars.

And also make a few Katamaris, because lets be honest, katamaris are awesome. Especially 50 years from now when it is the only reminder of a time when giant radioactive squid hadn't colonized the surface.

I mean, just listen to that. Who can even pay attention to the annilation of our species by monsters from the watery grave when the Prince is kicking it out Cosmic style?

I submit: Nobody. Nobody can. Until the steely embrace of Godless tentacles envelop them, and send them into the great inky beyond.